Yaar Pakdi Gai Hai...

NaaZ Timepass suno...

Doctor saheb daudate hue mere pass aaye
aur bole
"Yaar Pakdi Gai Hai"

Thi to hamari Begum
magar kisi RaJ ke saath pakdi gai hai...

Kisi Park mein chhonch lada rahi thi...
Kabutari hamari
kisi RaJ kaburat ke saath ishq parma rahi thi...

Hum bole...
Anti Romeo Squad wale samjayenge-bhujayenge...
Do-Chaar danda marenge...
Bhai-Behan banwayenge...
Ishq na karne ki shapat khilwayenge...
Pariwar walon ko bulwayenge...
Fir chhod denge...
Kahan dono ko apna mehmaan banayenge...

Doctor Saheb bole...
Masla to yeh hai Janaab...
Anti Romeo Squad wale bhi Had kar rahe hai...
Report mein...
Hamari Begum ko RaJ ki girlfriend likh rahe hai...
Kanooni roop se RaJ ki woh ho jayegi..

Hahaha...

- RaJ