BOOK OF LIFE

Mike lagakar kar samjhate hai... Mann mein simran karo to Prabhu milenge... hehehehe

Chalo Sahib... aap Hindu Rashtya ki neev rakho... Hum KHALISTAN ki neev rakhate hai... RA

Yeh saal to beet gaya gum aur nafrat ke saath... Naya saal aayega khusiyon ke saath... Ameen !!! RA

Apne haathon se bani jhopadiyon mein, Bada swad milta hai mehnat ki rotiyon mein.... #Romil Arora

Mujhe khareedana mushkil hai tere liye Main to khud hi bik chuka hoon bazar mein tere liye... Log kehte hai... ja jee le apni zindagi Romil dil kholkar Kaise main yeh baat unko samjhau Khuda ne nahi banai hai zindagi mere liye... Hum sajate rahe apna aashiyana tere liye Tumne raccha li mehandi kisi aur ke liye... Hum jante the nahi hai tere dil mein hum Magar tumne jhooth bhi bahut likhe khat main milan ke liye... Woh kehte hai humne aaj tak tumse KUCH NAHI MANGA Tumhara haq bhi to kuch hona chahiye MUJHPAR JATANE KE LIYE... RA

Na Ganga mein nahane se paap dhulenge, Na Jeevan se mukt hone se paap katenge, Jab tak nahi karogi paap mukti ka prayatna aur aatma-chintan... Tab kahin jakar yeh tumhari aatma par se bhoj hatenge... RA

4 Pillo ki mummy... yeh jo hai Pammi... Isko chahte Tony aur Ronni... Jab yeh pucch hilati... palti qamar lehrati aati...  Tony aur Ronni ki baj jaati seeti... Dono Pammi ke peeche-peeche jaate... Jab woh daante... tab yeh dono dum daba ke bhaage-bhaage aate... Yeh jo hai Pammi... Dangerous Pammi... 4 pillo ki mummy...

Badi shaitani karta hai, hey re badi nadani karta hai, na kisi ki sunta hai... bas manmani karta hai.... Hey mera dil, bechara dil, akela dil, awara dil... Safedi baalon mein hai... dimple gaalon mein hai... kheekun too aisa lage pran na nikal jaye... fir bhi dillagi karta hai... Hey mera dil, bechara dil, akela dil, awara dil... RA

Sach se rubaru...  Isse badi aur kya jeet hogi meri maa ke sangharsho ki... Uske jaane ke 3 saal baad bhi uske bete use bhagwan ki tarah poojate hai... Main aaj bhi har daan-purn, har dharm-karm maa ke naam se karta hoon... Mehar.... Baba ki Mehar... Nanak ki Mehar... Sai ki Mehar... Aisa lagta hai Maa laut kar aai hai... Tere naam par maar diya hazaron masoom bacchon ko.. Gar main tujhe Allah... qatil kahoon to ismein galat kya hai?

AC wale kamron mein bani yeh yojnayein hai... Miya... Garibon ki jhopadiyon ko kahan samajh mein aaiyengi... --------- Dusaron ko samjhata rehta hai... par khud nahi samaj pata hai... Na jaane aajkal yeh dil... bechara dil... akela din... mera dil... kis daur se guzar raha hai... RA

Aajkal nazar nahi aata hai Woh chand pata nahi kahan dubak kar rehta hai... Ya to taaron ke saath kahin awaragardi kar raha hoga Ya kisi badal ke peche chhupkar ishq farmaraha hoga... na jaane kisi ke saath... RA...

Mere shabdon ki gehraiyon mein utarne se pehle Tum mujhe samajh lena meri hone se pehle... #Romil Arora

Chand ki tarah tum bhi mujhe roz khidki se jhaakne aa jaate ho... Na jaane kaun sa rishta hai tum jo nibha rahe ho... Janta hun chand ki tarah tere bhi chaaron taraf hai taarein bahut Awara ho... mujhe bhi awara samajhate ho... Saamne tere aate hi aa jaata hai mujhe gussa bahut... Be-inteha muhabbat hai... na hum samajhate hai... na tum samajhate ho... #Romil Arora

Purvjanam ke karmon ka fhal is janam mein bhogana padta hain, ata ab chillana vyartha hai... Jo jaisa bota hai, waisa hi katata hai, jab tak ki bhog purn nahin hota...

Tap-Sadhan, Tirtha-Yatra, Varth evom Yagh aur Daan se Haribhakti sheshtha hai,  aur  Sadguru ka dhyan sabmein param sheshtha hai.

Yadi swadhist bhojan bane aur mitr tatha sambandhi aadi saath baithkar na khaye to vah neeras-sa prateet hota hai,  aur  jab vahi bhojan sab ek saath baithkar khate hain, tab usmein ek vishesh prakaar ki suswaduta aa jaati hai.

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Na jaane kisi ki ruksati ke hai Ya kisi ke swaghat ke hai yeh phool Asar mujhe raste pe pade mil jaate hai phool... Vaishiya ka kotha ho ya fir Bhagwan ka darbar Har jagah bikte hai yeh phool... Na dikhao kisi ko zakhm bhoolkar Yahan log pairon se berehmi se masal dete hai phool... Tumne to beyahaii ki sab hadein paar dar di hai sanam Tumse to jayda mera khayal rakhte hai Naaz ki maiyat ke phool... #Romil Arora

ओक लगाकर माँग रहे है तुझसे  बड़े प्यासे है. प्यास भुझा दे. होंठ से भुझा न सके तो  मेरे कानों में अपनी आवाज़ का रस ही घोल दे. ***** न हिन्दू है, न मुस्लिम है.  ग़रीबी मज़हब है इनका  यह बड़े मज़हबी लोग है. बदल सको को इस मज़हब गरीबी को बदल दो.  #रोमिल अरोरा

Dekhan mein chhot lage, gaav kare gambhir... Kaake... yeh medicine hai chhoti magar kamal ki hai... isko khaane se Mutti speed se hone lagte hai... sacchi kaake... Mutti speed se hone lagti hai... hehehehehe.... woh isliye taki Stone, toilet ke raste speed se nikal jaye... Medicine khane ke baad raat bhar pareshani rehti hai, toilet aati hai to control hi nahi hoti... hehehehe... bas bhago... mutti karne... hehehehe...

Barish ki fuhaar mein bheeghe hue do badan Saundhi-Saundhi khushboo se mehakte hue do badan Gheele-Gheele honth...  Kapkapate hue haath...  mutthi mein bharte malmali dupatte ko sanam... Lau si jalti hui nazrein...  thame-thame se qadam...  khule aasman mein taaron ke neeche ek-dusare ki baahon ki panah mein jaate do badan... #Romil Arora

Aao fir se ladkar dekhe... kuch kaanch ke samaan fir todh kar dekhe... oos fir se girne lagi hai shehar mein chalo kuch pal baahon mein baahein daalkar chalkar dekhe... kuch adhure kisse band pade hai kitabon mein chalo kitabon ke panno ko fir se palat ke dekhe... shayad isse behtar koi saza ho mere liye tumhare mooh se bhi hum saza sun ke dekhe... yeh meethi aankhon ki aankh-micholi bahut hui chalo kuch pal mukhatib ho shikwe door karke dekhe... #Romil Arora

Aisa lagta hai ki din chale gaye... Maa ke saath din bhi chale gaye... Kaise Anghiti ko gher kar baitha karte the... Main Maa ki goad mein baitha hota tha... Shawl mein lipata hua... Bade-Bujurgon ki gappe sunate hue mungfali khata rehta tha... Chilke usi anghiti mein dalta jata tha... Woh Ramdin wale aur Laiya wala Ladoo ka steel wala dibba chupke se kholkar Ladoo khata rehta tha... Dekhane par Maa ka kehna... Bhalu... jyada mat khao... pet kharab ho jayega... Fir ladoo wake dibbe ko chhodkar Gudpatti aur Ghazak wale dibbe par haath saaf karte rehna... Dekhane par Maa ka gusse se dibba chhen lena... Fir anghiti mein haath jhadate hue Maa ki goad se utha jaana aur thik Maa ke samne zameen pe bichhi bori pe aakar baith jaana... Fir lohe ki jhad se anghiti se khelana... Fir Maa ka danth kar kehna... Aag se mat khelo ek bhi koyla aakar gir gaya to jal jaoge... Fir mooh banate hue wahan se uttkar chale jaana... Sach main aisa lagta hai RA, Maa ke saath din chale gaye... 2. Tasle mein jab l...

Mukha Aaushidi to yeh hai ki pichale janmon ke karmfhal ko avash hi bhog lena chahiye,  taki unse sadev ke liye chhutkara ho jaye...  Pran tiyagane ki icchha kadapi na karni chahiye....

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Romil - Chal dinner karke aate hai... Bas yahi chaurahe par hi... After 5 Min... Romil - Bas yahi par... Dost - .Tum yahin... Indian Chilli mein khate ho... Is 3 star mein... Romil - Abe uske bagal wale dhabe mein... 3 star mein nahin... 3 star ki chamak... gadiyon ki chamak... ke aage yeh Tandon dhaba dikhata hi nahi... hehehehe...

Vishesh Bhakti ki koi aavshakta nahin,  keval Guru ko naman ya unka pujan karna hi prayapta hai.

Mere shabdon ki gehraiyon mein utarne se pehle Tum tairana seekh lena dubane se pehle... Nazaron mein chhupe hue hai raaz bahut... Tum nazarein padh lena... dil mein utarne se pehle... Tere naam ka ghut peeta hoon... Tere naam ka ghut peeta hoon... har gum, dard bhool jata hoon... Maine jeena seekh liya hai... marne se pehle... RA...