BOOK OF LIFE

Yug Badal Jata Hai... Vichar Bhi Badal Jaate Hai...  Ramaya mein Ravan ko marne pe Sri Rama ko Brahman Hatya ka dosh lagta hai... Aur dusari taraf Mahabharat mein Sri Krishna swayam Arjun ko Beeshm Pitamaah, Dronacharya aur Gurujano ko marne ke liye kehte hai... Jab ki Arjun baar-baar kehta hai ki iss Mahabharat ke yudh se Kul ko paap lagega...  Parantu yahn niswartha karmo ke mahatva ko batlaya jaata hai... Ek pura yug badal jata hai... Vichar Badal Jaate Hai... Baani Bhi Badal Jaati Hai... - Fraud Guru Romil  

Jab insaan ke pass daulat ho... ucchi taleem ho... aasmani udane ho... pairon tale sitarein ho... Guroor to aa hi jaata hai... Magar yeh bhi sach hai ant samay uske haath kuch nahi aata... sirf Guroor ke...

Do Strong South Indian Coffee aur Ek Table... Jis pe laga ho HumTum ka Lable... Saath mein bahut saari Butter Kaju Cookies... Light music, Aankhon ki dancing... Kabhi table ke neeche se pairon ki baatein ho jaye... Kuch aur aisi chhoti-chhoti shararatein ho jaye... Party hojaye!  

Hey Meri GuNn! Tum to prem ka sagar ho... Yeh to tumhare hi prem ka fhal hai, jo mein yeh rachnaye likh paya, anyatha mujhmein itni yogita, samartha kahan, jo mein prem ki ek boond ke baare mein bhi kuch likh saku! Tu pyar ka sagar hai... Teri ek boond ke pyase hum...

kuch majbooriyon ne dooriyan bada di, kuch halaton ne dooriyan bada di, kuch galatehmiyon ne dooriyan bada di, kuch apno ne dooriyan bada di... aur kuch hamari-tumhari khamosiyon ne dooriyan bada di... - Sun

Mere pass kisiko dene ko kuch nahi... Baddua bhi nahi!

Maaye ni title song lyrics ........................... Akhiyan dy wich wassan Waily loki lakh hazar Main ty labna phirna waan bas maaye tera piyar Bujhny lagi hain aankhain Tujh juri hain saansein ho Dil mera tora kaahy Hai ye wichora kaahy Daikhon main teri raahein Ho... Ho mera dard na jany koi hor Maaye ni..Maaye ni Maaye ni..Maaye ni Kaisy ratiyan bitaoun maaye ni Maaye ni.. Maaye ni Kahein chain na paoun Maaye ni.. Maaye ni Sadiyon ki toti bailain Dil ki dareechy mein Lamho sy rothy lamhy Mujh sy akely mein Beety zamany kitny Kitny samy hain baaqi Saansein ukhadny mein Ho... Kahli haath na awein maino tor Maaye ni..Maaye ni Maaye ni..Maaye ni Maaye ni..Maaye ni...!!!

Janti ho is sacche ishq ki sabse badi uljhan kya hai? Bhool jana ya intezaar karna... Jab insaan ko yeh hi na pata ho ki use karna kya hai to Khuda se Dua ke siwa aur koi chhara bhi to nahi hai uske pass!

Karmo Ka Fhal Yeh to sach hai ki karmo ka fhal milna nischit hai... Parantu kab, kitne varsho, janmo ke baad milega yeh nischit nahi hai... Mahabharat ke samay Raja Dhitrastha ko 106-107 janamo purva kiya hua papon ka dandh aajeevan andhe hokar mila... Bhagwan Vishnoo ko... Brinda ke saath kiye hue paap/ sharp ka dandh Sri Rama avtar ke samay, Mata Sita ke bichadane se mila... Bhagwan Vishnoo ko hi... Sri Rama avtar mein Baali ko dhokhe se marne ka dandh... Sri Krishna Avtar mein Teer lagane se usno mila... Yeh to sach hai ki karmo ka fhal milta hai... Pat kitne janmo varshon ke baad milega yeh nischit nahi hai... - Fraud Guru Romil   

Bhavishvani... 1. Jis tarah aur jitni jaldi-jaldi mere sar ke baal toot rahe hai... mujhe lagta hai December tak main Ganja... Talka jarur ho jayunga... hehehe.. hahaha... 2. Jitni teezi si mera stomach bahar nikal raha hai... mujhe aisa lagta hai December tak mere stomach meri baniyan se nikal kar bahar jhakane lagega... Motu Lala ki tarah... hehehe... hahaha... 

Aloo de parauthe... Khatta-meetha nimboo da aachar... Thermos bharkar chaah (chai)... Mewa wali kheer... Chandani Raat... Khuli Chhat... Tere sang manjhi (Charpai) pe baithkar khaye... Radio pe bhule-bisare geet sunate jaye... Chal Na... Party-Sharty Manaye...  - Sun

Likhe, Padhe, Sune... mann sheetal ho jaye... GuNn naam aisa hai sab avgunn mit jaye... - Sun

Anniversary Special ! Kabhi- Kabhi Intezaar aur Intezaar Karne Wale Dono Khatam Ho Jaate Hai... True...

Baap kehta hai Bete se namak haram aulad... mere ehsaan maan... maine tujhe khila-pilakar, padha-likhakar, qabil insan bana diya... Miya... Hum kham-kha sochate the ki Khuda bhi kuch karta hai! hehehe

jiski tasveer nahi bardasht hoti... Woh agar meri zindagi mein aati to kaise bardasht kar pata...

मन... क्यों लज्जतों में पड़ा है? कैसे मैं तुझको समझाऊँ?  यह तन जो तेरे साथ उपजाया है यह भी तेरा नहीं है. इसे भी यही संसार में छूट जाना है.  हर रिश्ता, हर सुख, धन-दौलत, अपना-पराया, मान-अपमान, यश-कीर्ति सब इसी संसार में छूट जाएगी.  मन... तू क्यों लज्जतों में पड़ा है? संसार की माया में क्यों फस कर नाचता रहता है? जरा तू सोचकर विचार, इस समाप्त हो जाने वाले ब्रह्मण्ड में कुछ भी तो नहीं है जो तेरे संग रहेगा. तू क्यों नहीं प्रभु सिमरन में लगता है? तू क्यों उसको पाना नहीं चाहता है जो कभी समाप्त नहीं होगा. जितना तू उसमें रमेगा तू रे मन उतना ही उसका होता जायेगा. उस प्रभु के साथ तू भी सदा-सदा जीवत रहेगा.  - Fraud Guru Romil

kuch bhi nahi hai mera... sach... really... sachii... sachiii... Ghar... Plot... Bhai ke naam... Activa... Bhai ke naam... Mobile... Organization ke naam... purani wali organization... Mobile... Bhai ke naam... Laptop... Jo Kharab pada hai... Organization ke naam... purani wali organization...   TV... Bhai ki beti ke naam... Fridge... Maa ke naam... Almirah... Maa ke naam... Kitchen... Bhai-Bhabhi ke naam... Bed... Bhai-Bhabhi ke naam... Sach mein... Mere naam kuch bhi nahi... Really... hehehe 

Chalo Chhoti Si Party Ho Jaye... Tum, Main aur Tumhare Haaton Ki Bani Chai Ho Jaye... hehehe - Sun

Kehte hai Bete, Baap ki Aan-Baan-Shaan hote hai... Waise to umar bhar rishton mein kadwahat rahi... Par Fakr se Sar Uccha bhi raha.. Zindagi roj leti rahi Aah par pukarata hua ek shabd na raha... Waise to mulaqat ke liye Palon ki koi Kami na thi... Par apni mulaqat ka waqt to uska Janaza raha... Kai baar maine yeh sawaal pucha hai khud se Suraj ke rehte apni zindagi mein kyon itna andhiyara raha... #Romil Arora

Do aksar ka naam GuNn ka amar prem se bhara... Ek boondh jo mile darshan ki jeevan ho jaye prem se bhara... - RaJ

Bas itti si Life hai... Baap apna tasveer bana deewar par latka hai... Maa har jagah hote hue bhi kahi nahi hai... Bhai, Hai par apne parivar-jimmedari mein busy hai... Uski dono betiyan mere udas chehare par khushiyaan bhikherati hai... GuNn kahi kho chuki hai... Rishteedar.. Dost-Yaar koi nahi hai... Din awaragardi mein beet jata hai.. Raat ko Khuda sa maut mangata hun... Bas itti si Life hai... - Sun  

Sun - RaJ Saheb koi gaana sunao... RaJ Saheb... Itni PAPPI humein dena Endu Kisi Dusari wali ke pass na jaye hum... Jo Bhool se  pahuch gaye ho to Laut kar wapas Ghar Tumhare Pass aaye hum... Itni PAPPI humein dena Indu... Sun - Tussi Gr8 ho... hehehe

Ek mala GuNn ke naam ki roj liyo fher Rooh Khil-Khil jayegi jab Prabhu se hoga mel... - RaJ

Duniya mein sabse bada Rog Mere baare mein kya kahenge Log!

Woh Ek Hi Hai... Ussa Dusara Koi Ho Hi Nahi Sakta... Us Jaisi Muskurahat Dusari Ho Hi Nahi Sakti... Yeh Chand Uski Hi To Chamak Fehla Raha Hai... Yeh Taare Uske Liye Hi To Roshani Chamkate Hai... Yeh Subah-Subah Panchi Uska Hi To Gun-Gaan Karte Hai... Yeh Phool Uske Liye Hi To Khilte Hai... Dekho Suraj Uski Lalima Chaaron Taraf Bikhara Raha Hai... Dekho Hawan Uska Hi To Naam Pukaar Rahi Hai... Yeh Pahad, Yeh Nadiya, Yeh Jharne... Sab Uski Hi To Baat Kar Rahe Hai... Woh GuNn Hi To Hai... Woh GuNn Hi To Hai... Khuda Hi To Hai... - Sun

“Charity cannot be a solution to fighting hunger. Besides, there is the issue of dignity associated with the donation of leftover food. The real solution lies in creating skills and livelihood opportunities,” No Food Waste has a mobile app of the same name that allows it to crowd source data on hunger spots in India and take requests for donation of excess food. The app has identified 80 such spots in Delhi and the national capital region. “Anyone can pinpoint a place as a hunger spot on our app, and our team verifies it and updates our database. Individuals can directly donate food or request us, through the app, to collect and distribute it, which we do through our volunteers,” Like No Food Waste, many social start-ups founded by young Indians are using technology to feed the poor. (Source : hindustantimes)

Itni na karo Banawat ki Insaan nazar aao Tum... Sadgi mein to Khuda nazar aati ho Tum... Lagta hai aaj raat bhi neend nahi lene dogi.. Sonu, Pari, Indu... tumhein chahe jo kuch bhi log pukare, mujhe to GuNn nazar aati ho Tum... - Sun

"Na wo khuda ho, Na wo khuda jaisa ho, Na wo faristha ho, Na wo faristhe jaisa ho, Mujhe talash hai us ki jo maire jaisa ho, Sirf maire jaisa ho Sirf maire jaisa ho" Maire shehar main koi aaisa ho, Jo bilkul taire jaisa ho, Jiske ehsaas se maira dil dharake, Wo shaks taire jaisa ho, Jo baat-baat par mujhe rulaye, Jo baat-baat par mujhe hasaiye, Uske aankon main pyaar ka basera ho, Jo bilkul taire jaisa ho. - Sun

kaali-kaali ghataon ke beech Chand Nikla ho... aisa uska Noor sa Chehara Khila ho... khuda bhi usko dekhe to saare Suraj ko jala de... Taj Mahal bhi Kaala Bana ho... jee chahta hai aaj usko jee bhar ke nihaar lu... dekh lu... Chehare pe uske Ek Kaala Teeka aur Baalon mein Kaala Gulab laga ho... Geshuon ke beech Chand nikla ho...  kaali-kaali laataon ke beech Kaala Gulab khila ho... - Sun

Pata Nahi Tab Maa Pehchan Sakegi Ki Nahi... Jab Main Rab Ke Ghar Jayunga! Sar ke baal bhi kuch kam ho chuke honge, jo kuch bache-kuche honge woh bhi safed ho chuke honge... Chehare par jhurriya pad gai hongi Peeth bhi thodi jhukh gai hogi Aankhein bhi kamjor ho gai hogi... Chashmaa bhi lag raha hoga... Kaan bhi thode kam sunte honge... Kadam bhi zameen par dheere-dheere padte honge... Juban se aawaz bhi dheere-dheere nikalti hogi... Ab Yaaddash bhi dhundali-dhundali ho gai hongi... Pata Nahi Tab Maa Pehchan Sakegi Ki Nahi... Jab Main Rab Ke Ghar Jayunga... - Sun 

Rom - Aur Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Sun - Salesmaning... Salesmen... Rom - Kis Cheez Ki? Sun - Match Box Rom - Kaun Si Company? Sun - Endu Matches... Ghar-Ghar Mein Aag Laga De... hehehehe

Neele-Neele Amber Par Chand Nazar Aa Gaya Mubarak Ho Sabko Eid Ka Din Aa Gaya! ~*~ Milo Gale Sab, Do Sab Badhaiye Allah Ke Bandoon Ke Liye Khushiyoon Ka Din Aa Gaya! ~*~ Musafiroon Ki Raah Takati Aankhon Main Manzil Ka Nisha Aa Gaya! Fhir Phoolon Main Khushboo Fhir Fizaon Mein Rang Chah Gaya! Mehandi Lage Haanton Mein Duaoon Ka Chand Nazar Aa Gaya! Mubarak Ho Sabko Eid Ka Din Aa Gaya... ~*~ Allah Dua Hain Meri Sabki Taqdeer Bhi Sitaron Ki Tarah Roshan Ho Udaasi Ka Chand Is Jahan Se Gayab Ho Har Taraf Tera Hi Tera Noor Chah Gaya Neele-Neele Amber Par Chand Nazar Aa Gaya Mubarak Ho Sabko Eid Ka Din Aa Gaya! - Sun

Bas kuch hi din bache hai intezaar ko, Mere yaar... EID ke chand ke deedar ko... Hum bhi dekhenge usko karib se, Rakh kar daav pe apni nazaron ke emaan ko... Chalo chhat pe chupkar khate hai Sevaiyan, Kisi masoom ke haath bheja ho aise likhkar paigam ko... Bas kuch hi din bache hai intezaar ko... - Sun 

Ram, Laxman, Janki Jai Bolo Hanuman Ki!