Posts

Showing posts from February, 2018

Sahil Chup-chap sab tamasha dekhata hai...

NaaZ shadon ko mehsus karna... Saagar bahut shor karta hai... Sahil Chup-chap sab tamasha dekhata hai... aur Sagar ki harkatein, yeh ucchi leharein yeh gawai de rahi hai... Dekhana yeh ek din Sahil ko duba dengi... #Romil Arora

Sar dhak kar rakha karo....

"Sar dhak kar rakha karo dost mere Sar pe hamesha Allah ka haath rehta hai... Buri aafhaton se Rab bachata hai... Kaum ka hamesha maan rehta hai" - Sun 

Woh insaan is kadar dariya mein utara hua hai...

Zara si halchal bhi nahi karta hai... Woh insaan is kadar dariya mein utara hua hai... #Romil Arora

Yeh Shatranj ka khel hai...

NaaZ shadon ko mehsus karna... Yeh Shatranj ka khel hai miya... Agar chaar Sipahi tumhari taraf hai to Chaar hamare paas bhi hai.. Agar Vajeer tumhare pass hai to... Ghode, Haathi, Untha hamare pass bhi hai... #Romil Arora Main woh Raja nahi hun Jo kisi Sipahi ke haaton pit jayun... Mere liye moharon ko sahi jagah baithana hoga... #Romil Arora

Sahil pe apna samaan liye baitha hai...

NaaZ bas shabdon ko mehsus karna... Woh insaan Sagar mein bhi apna rasta bana ke nikal liya... aur Woh shakhs aaj tak Sahil pe apna samaan liye baitha hai..  #Romil Arora

GuNn ki Arthi...

GuNn ki Arthi... Bans ki balliyon mein rassi se bandhi zameen pe padi thi... Upper se Safed chadar odhi hui thi... Ghar mein Chai ka daur chal raha tha... Tab ek rishtedar bola...   "Biscuit milega... Khali pet Chai pi lu to gas banti hai..." hehehe Beta... Kamre ke darwaze pe khada mobile mein laga hua tha... Girlfriend ko Luv u -  Luv u Whatsapp kar raha tha... PatiDev ajeeb hi uljhan mein tha... Tervi karu ya Chauthi mein hi nipta du yeh soch raha tha... Kaun Haridwar, Sangam jayega... Yahi Beas mein hi baha dunga kaun itna kharcha karega... Radha Soami ki muft wali bus mein hi Antim Yatra karwa dunga... Kaun iske liye Shav-Vahaan book karega... Purane hi Kapde-Sawl panditani ko de dunga... Yahi mantan karne mein jhutha tha... Pata nahi Safed kutra-pajama press karwakar mari hai ya nahi yahi mann hi mann soch raha tha... Door ki Bahu chehare se gumgeen dikh rahi thi...  Par andar hi andar khush bahut thi... Padosh wali Chai bana-bana ke pareshan thi... Par apna gu...

Soch...

Jab Sab theek ho jayega tab jayenge... ya Jab jayenge tab hi Sab theek hoga... apni-apni soch Maa Vaishno Devi... #Romil Arora

Apne mare bina swarg nahi milta...

Kahavat hai... "Apne mare bina swarg nahi milta..."

Sachse Rubaru...

Tumhe hamein gunehgar banane ke liye... Gavah khareedne pade... Saboot banane pade... Aur Yahan khud Rab ke farishtey hamari pervi karte hai... #Romil Arora

New India ban raha hai...

Kashmiri humse door, door hota ja raha hai... Aap jashn manaiye... New India ban raha hai... Lal Bahadur Shastri ne kahan tha... Jai Jawan, Jai Kisan... Ab hum keh rahe hai Sarhad pe mara Jawan... Fhansi pe jhula Kisan... Aap jashn manaiye... New India ban raha hai... Koi mandir-mandir bhatake... Koi videshi zameen pe masjid dekh raha hai... Aap jashn manaiye... New India ban raha hai... #Romil Arora

Ek hi Rab...

Pavitra Aatma NaaZ kehti hai... Jis Rajya ke do Raja ho us Rajya ki praja hamesha dukhi rahegi... Kyonki kuch praja ek Raja se khush to dusare Raja se kuch praja khush rahegi... Jiske do khasam ho ya do jananiya ho woh hamesha dukhi rahega... Isliye ek hi Rab hona chahiye... Hamesha Sukhi rahoge... - Sultan...

Barkatein

Meri bhi kamai mein barkatein hoti... Kaash maine bhi Maa ka toota hua Chasma bana diya hota... #Romil Arora

Dhanevaad

Dhanevaad us Maa da jisne mujhe dunia dikhai... Dhanevaad us Maa da hi jisne mujhe dunia-daari sikhai... -Sunny 

Parwarison ki jeet...

Ammi kehti thi... Yahi meri parwarison ki jeet hai... Beta Nikaah ke baad bhi kamai mere haath mein deta hai... aur Shia, Sunni alag-alag sahi... Magar unka Rasool to ek hi hai... Unka Quran ek hi hai... Kamre chaar sahi magar unka Makaan ek hi hai... #Romil Arora

Emaan ke siva kuch na mila...

Sipahiyon ne badi umeedon se li to thi meri talashi... Magar unhe Emaan ke siva kuch na mila... aur Chor mere ghar aaye to the... Magar unhe Kitabon, Bhagwano ke siva kuch na mila... #Romil Arora

Congratulations

Congratulations to RomalPreet Kaur. 1st Runner-up of PTC Miss Punjabi 2017. Best Romil

Ik Chehra nahi bhuda... Main odha naam janta nahi... Woh kidro rehndi hai pehchan janda nahi... IK CHEHRA NEW PUNJABI SONG - AMMO RONNIE (2018)

Image

Yahi teri Jannat hai...

Pavitra Aatma NaaZ kehti hai... Ek baar Rab ke bande se Suwariya se kahan chal tujhe Jannat le chale... Suwariya boli... Kya wahan Goo (Mal)  khane ko milega... Banda bola...  Nahi Rab ke ghar Jannat mein tujhe Goo(Mal)  nahi milega magar Dudh ki Nadi, Anaar ke ped, Khajur, tarah-tarah ke sukh milenge... Tarah-Tarah ki khushiyan milegi... Shanti, Sukoon milega... Suwariya boli... Jab Goo(Mal) nahi milega to main Jannat jakar kya karungi... Mujhe to Goo (Mal)  se swadisth kuch nahi lagta... Rab da banda bola...  Tu Goo (Mal) hi kha aur Sambhog karwa, keechad mein ulat-palat kar... Yahi teri Jannat hai....

Tumhara faisala...

Tumhara faisala dhra ka dhra reh jayega... Hum patta phekenge to khel badal jayega... aur Ammi kehti thi... Hadson se kaisa khauf... Kya pata kaun sa hadsa tumhe kaun sa tajurbaa de jayega... #Romil Arora

Hum FDI layenge...

Desh ka Yuva talega Pakoda... Videshi malai khayenge... Hum FDI layenge... Hum FDI layenge... Jawan marega sarhad pe. .. Kissan fhasi lagayenge... Hum FDI layenge... Hum FDI layenge... MANREGA rahegi files mein band... Make In India ka bhookha Sher daudayenge... Hum FDI layenge Hum FDI layenge... Bina Factariyon ki Skill India Bina Pani ke Sauchale banwayenge... Hum FDI layenge... Hum FDI layenge... - Sun

Woh insaan aacha hai Shauhar nahi....

Kehta hai Sar dhak kar rakha karo...  Japji Sahib, Sukhmani Sahib aur Dukhbhajani Sahib ka roz paath kiya karo...  Ghar ke bujurgon ki sewa kiya karo...  Chule ko jalane se pehle Sar jhuka kar pranaam kiya karo... Pehle Rab ko bhog, fir naiki, fir ghar ke bujurg, fir khud bhojan kiya karo...  Woh insaan aacha hai...  Shauhar nahi...  Shauhar bilkul nahi... #Romil Arora

Khilaune wali dukaan...

Khilaune wali dukaan.... Bachpan mera Khilaune ke bina beeta hai... Main khud ke sapno ke saath khela hun... Khadkhadati hui Rail... Shahi Mehal... Udane wala Jahaj... Ghumata hua Bandar... Drum bajata hua Joker... Chemistry Set, Doctor Set... House Set, Kitchen Set... Fun Jingle... Khoobsurat dulhan doll... Cricket Bat... Cricket Set... Tez speed wali Car... Bike... Chabhi wala khilauna... NaaZ yaad hai woh Khilaune wali dukaan... Jinko pana sirf kalpana thi mere liye... - Sultan

Mujhe lagta hai...

NaaZ kehti hai.. . Mujhe lagta hai Duniya mein tum hi sabse tanha ho...  Par asal mein sahi mayane mein tum hi zinda ho...  - Sultan

NaaZ yaad hai woh pal...

NaaZ yaad hai woh pal... Jab hum copy ke saade panne ko apne pairon ke ghutane pe saja lete the... Apni siyahi wale Pen ko tab tak mooh mein dabate rehte the jab tak Juban na baigani ho jaye... Apni dunia banaya karte the... Apne Jaadu ke pitare School Bag se na jaane kitni khushiyaan nikala karte the... Jab hum School mein the... NaaZ yaad hai woh pal... #Romil Arora

Yeh bazaar saja ke kya karoge

Faisala to pehle hi likh rakha hai... Fir mujhse safai ki darkaar kya karoge? Mera khareeddaar nahi milega tumhe is jahan mein... Fir Yeh bazaar saja ke kya karoge? aur Zara apne grehbaan mein jhako... Tumhe meri Keemat ka andaza ho jayega... aur Shadyantrakari kehta hai Khaaki se ISKO PEETO... MAARO... Bhool jaate hai yeh log Woh shakhs Gandhi wala hai... Goli bhi "Hey Rama" kehte seene pe kha jayega... #Romil Arora

Kalakari...

Shatranj ke khel mein bas Itni si Kalakari hai... Tumhari Sipahiyon se... Hamari Vajeer se Yaari hai... #Romil Arora

Diye-e-Chiraag...

Jis diye-e-chirag se mujhe mil raha tha Zindagi jeene ka hausala... Us diye ko bhuja diya gaya... aur Ghar se nikla tha Namaz ke liye... Ek Raheesjade Car sawar ne use Khuda se mila diya... hehehe #Romil Arora

Aurat...

Kabhi Beti... Kabhi Behan... Kabhi Patni... Kabhi Maa... Bas kirdar nibhate-nibhate woh Aurat marr gai... - Sun 

Kirdar...

Teri qukaat hi kya hai? Teri shakshiyat hi kya hai? Teri pehchan hi kya hai? Are tu to woh kirdar hai jise maine likha hai... Yeh GuNn kirdar mera hai... -RaJ 

Mujhe RaJ chahiye...

Ek jhapad padega, Kaan ke upper, jyada patar-patar ki... Namurad Pilli... Jab pas se guzarte hue mere kano mein yeh awazein gai... To Alishaan Kothi ke Kaanch ki khidki pe naak ragadte hue andar jhaka... Ek Pari ankhon se ansoo dhakelte hue dugani zid se keh rahi thi... Mujhe RaJ chahiye ... Mujhe RaJ chahiye... Woh khilauna mujhe chahiye.. - RaJ 

Rashm-e-Mehar Ada karna bada aasaan hai...

Ammi kehti thi... Rashm-e-Mehar Ada karna bada aasaan hai... Magar is pak rishte ko nibhana bada mushkil hai... aur Ishq karna bada asaan hai... Magar is rivayat ko nibhana bada mushkil hai... #Romil Arora

Apne desh se viheen Media.

Apne desh se viheen Media Pardesh ki baatein sunati hai... Kabhi Pakistan, Kabhi China, Kabhi America to Kabhi Korea-Korea chillati hai... Apne desh se viheen Media... aur 70,000 ki jacket to kahi kisi ne pehna Crore ka Suit hai... Bas apna Gandhi hi Langoti mein hai... Bas apna Kissan hi Dhoti mein hai... - Sun

Bhookh

Bhookh umar se pehle hi bhudapa la deti hai... Nazaron ko kamzor... Haddiyon ko gala deti hai... aur Marr gaya jigar ka tukda bhook se usse do niwale na mange gaye... Chhodiye Miya...  Aise adarsh mein rakha kya hai... - Sun

Meethi Bani krodh se bhare

Ammi kehti thi... Meethi Bani krodh se bhare chattani mann ko bhi hila deti hai... Karuna khud ke mann ko bhi anandit karti hai... aur Jitni jarurat hoti hai Chidiya ko... Utna hi bada ghosala banati hai... #Romil Arora

Mohabbat ka MATAM...

Badi si Alishaan Kothi mein... Kunwa numa Kothari mein... Kaath ki kurshi pe baithi... Chappalon se chhap-chhap karti... Jung lage toote chasme se neeche nazarein kari... Thaki-mandi... Behaal si... Band padi jubaan se RaJ-RaJ gungunati... MOHABBAT KA MATAM MANATI... 

Khameer laga hua Aata...

Pavitra Aatma NaaZ kehti hai... Yeh Shadyantrakari log us Khameer lage hue Aate ki tarah hai jinmein se lakh koshish kar lo...  Khameer nahi nikal sakte... Agar uske saath taaza Aata bhi milaoge to woh unko bhi Khameer wala bana denge... Pani milane se bhi uska Khameer nahi jayega... Isliye in Shadyantrakariyon ki pravatti badalna mushkil hota hai...  Ata inko dustbin mein hi daal dena chahiye... - Sultan