Wo Kehte hain na... jo hota hai, acche k liye hota hai... sahi kehte hain...

NAAZ aapko FOUR funny lines sunate hai....
SIRF JOKE HAI... KEVAL MAAZAK....
NaaZ DIL PAR MAT LENA...
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Sardar - Suna hai teri biwi padosi ke sang bhaag gaye...
RoMiL - Wo Kehte hain na... jo hota hai, acche  k liye hota hai... sahi kehte hain...
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Sohni Punjaban - Kal main cycle par jaise hi baithi cycle ka tyre blast ho gaya... tab se mohalle ke majnu mainu BOMB BLAST kehne Laye...  
RoMiL - Wo Kehte hain na... jo hota hai, acche  k liye hota hai... sahi kehte hain...
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AGAR SANIYA MIRZA KI SHAADI KISI sardar SE HOTI TO USKA LADKA KYA KEHTA???
Chota Sardar - No Hindustan... No Pakistan... Sirf Khalistan... 
RoMiL - ISLIYE Wo Kehte hain na... jo hota hai, acche  k liye hota hai... sahi kehte hain...
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Saniya Mirza - Jab se meri shaadi hue hai, tab se Hindustan ke MACCHAR bhi mujhe nahi pehchanate...
LAGTA HAI HINDUSTANI MACHARON KO BHI PAKISTANI KHOON BAHUT PASAND HAI...
In MACHARON ki wajah se main FINAL MATCH haar gaye...
RoMiL - Wo Kehte hain na... jo hota hai, acche  k liye hota hai... sahi kehte hain...

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