Shart

NaaZ hum aapko ek TIME PASS sunate hoon...

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RoMiL -Sahab... hamara mann hai ki hum apni biwi ke saath hawai yatra kare...

Pilot - Rupiya lagega Helicopter ka... Tumhare pass hai rupiya???

 

RoMiL - Nahi sahab... hum garib log... kahan itna rupiya hamare pass...

Pilot - Rupiya nahi hai to.... ek shart hai, Helicopter main ghumate samay tum aur tumhari biwi aawaz nahi nikalegi.... ek shabd bhi nahi bolegi...

 

RoMiL - Thik hai sahab... Humka sharat manjoor hai... 

 

Pilot (mann main) - Ab isko maaza chakhate hai... Aasman main 08 aakar ki aakriti banate hai... In dono ki cheekhe nikal denge....

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Yeh lo maaza....

Yeh lo hawai yatra...

Yeh dekho kaalabaazi

 

RoMiL - (Chup..)

 

[YATRA KE BAAD]

 

Pilot - Humne itni kalabaazi ki magar tumko darr nahi laga??? tumne ek aawaz bhi nahi ki...

 

RoMiL - Ek baar darr laga tha... jab hamari biwi hawai jahaj ke baahar gir gaye thi... socha tha kuch bole magar shart harane ka darr tha, isliye nahi bole...

 

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